Friday, November 14, 2003

The Culture: Radical Cheerleaders

Respect for women has just been set back 50 years. The AP report a leftist outfit called the "Radical Chearleaders" may be marching and chanting in a town near you.

Aimee Jennings, who now lives in New York, said inspiration struck after demonstrations at the 1996 Democratic National Convention in Chicago. "People were acting really goofy for the media, but with no message," Jennings recalled. "The people who had the bullhorn got to state the message, and most them were boys."
And boys are like, ohmygod, so whatever.

I visited their website. Total idiots. And they list their cheers. Consider this one:

riot don’t diet by Mary Xmas
RIOT DON'T DIET
GET UP GET OUT AND TRY IT
RIOT DON'T DIET
GET UP GET OUT AND TRY IT
hey girl (clap clap clap)
get yer face out of that magazine
you are more than a beauty machine
you've got anger soul and more
take to the street and let it roar
RIOT DON'T DIET
GET UP GET OUT AND TRY IT
RIOT DON'T DIET
GET UP GET OUT AND TRY IT
uh-HUH (clap clap clap)
If cosmo makes you sick and pale
you know what you need to do
MOLOTOV COKTAIL!
liberate the beauty queen
burn the bibles of the fashion scene
LET'S (CLAP) GET (CLAP) MEAN!!!!!!
How tedious. How tiresome. How totaly off one's rocker.

Of course, two can play at this game.


Refrain
Hey Hey, Ho Ho,
your leftist junk has got to go
Hey Hey, Ho Ho,
your leftist junk has got to go

If Cosmo makes you sick and pale,
maybe you're just a big dumb whale

Refrain

You wouldn't be cut out of the beauty scene
if you weren't so bitter, nasty and mean

Refrain

You think black clothes say you're poetic
the said truth is you're just pathetic

Refrain

You ignorant hippy communist
Move to North Korea, you won’t be missed
And so on . . .

But then again, perhaps the greatest anti-left march slogan of all time is the one coined by John Bragg. It works best when said with a loud, patronizing voice, and repeated often.

Just because it rhymes
doesn’t mean its true
Just because it rhymes
doesn’t mean its true . . .

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